Star-Studded Metallic Envy

I'd give anything to be at the oh-so-glamorous Golden Globes tonight... or even the Silver Globes, which I'm sure would be about half as glamorous and three times as fabulous. Heck, I'd even go to the Aluminum Globes, or the Plastic/Paper/Assorted Recyclables Globes... I just want to be in sunny L.A.!